To be read like a 16 year old from Glendale, California in 1984…

Yo man, like, staying at home is, like, so bogus. DUH. I wish my parents would let me out of the house so I can cruise with my friends at the arcade. Did you hear that lame-o Dutch actually punched the screen in on Dragon’s Lair at Shakey’s last week?!? Dude is so agro! DUH. I was sitting next to him in science class and Mr. Tompkins asked him where his homework was and Dutch was all like, “DUH. It’s at bar in Maalaea.” Mr. Tompkins then goes, Where’s Maalaea?”  to which Dutch replies, “Like, DUH, it’s on Maui.” Dutch got a week of detention. Mr. Tompkins is lame. DUH.

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